An article on Medieval Aphrodisiacs: Written by: Finley Roisin an Bhein Bhinn At one time or another, every conceivable object or substance has been considered to be an aphrodisiac. It would be impossible to list them all, in fact it would perhaps be easier to list all the non-aphrodisiacs: 1) halitosis; 2) word problems: 3) Laurel meetings. Some things have, however, been more popular than others, and I will present some of these trends. To better understand aphrodisiacs, it would be a good start to consider why they have been used. There are three major purposes for aphrodisiacs: to bring about an unlikely seduction, to enhance a romantic interlude, or to kindle or restore flagging sexual interest or energy. At this point we must remind ourselves of the conditions common to the middle ages. First, many marriages were arranged with little regard for the feelings or desires of the future mates. There was often a difference in ages between the bride and groom. Deformities and other physical turnoffs were the norm in the age before oral hygiene, sanitation or good medical care. Second, poor health and nutrition would contribute to decreased energy, sexual desire, and performance. Third, with high mortality rates and early death common, there was pressure to procreate early and often. Finally, there were paleoreligious fertility rituals and traditions to be considered. These aspects were multifactorial and any number could be acting at the same time. HOW THEY WORK The single most important sexual organ or erogenous zone is the human brain: - Romance and eroticism are both emotions and mental attitude together. At least half of all clinical impotence or frigidity is psychological, even in the presence of desire or interest. Much of human sexual response is affected by Positive Mental Attitude or its opposite. Confidence gives one the courage to initiate or accept seduction while a lack of confidence does the opposite. Any confidence builder, be it a glass of wine or a "lucky jewel, can work wonders. Any pleasant stimulus can enhance desire already present, as anyone who has ever had a candlelight dinner on Valentine's Day can attest. Anything that starts you thinking sexy is sexy. This effect can be broken down into two categories. First, there is the placebo effect: anything that you have been told is an aphrodisiac becomes one by reminding you of sex (don't think of pink lawn flamingos!). Even today, our culture has silly superstitions about the aphrodisiac properties of such things as green M&Ms, so that the offering of such often elicits giggles and lewd glances (thinking of pink flamingos?). The trouble with a placebo is that they only work on a receptive individual, and only if that individual knows it is being used (flamingos) Second, many aphrodisiacs earned their reputation as such based on the concept of sympathetic magic. In other words, if it walks like a flamingo, talks like a flamingo,... etc. The most obvious application of this is the phallic symbol, which would include cucumbers, asparagus, mushrooms, rhinoceros horn, flamingos, etc. Other, more obvious substitutions can be made, such as carved phalluses, horse testicles, or symbolic drawings. Spells may be cast to make a charm or drug, using symbolic ingredients. Another contributing factor was Astrology. Many objects were associated with the moon or stars, and these therefor were believed to have properties over passion or fertility. Many of these could be considered the converse of phallic as they often related to the female aspect. Pearls, tomatoes, raw fish, flowers, grain, stones of certain shapes, etc., would be part of this group. Often objects associated with springtime or the lunar cycle were used (anything washed ashore at full moon, etc.) Extravagance can have symbolic or placebo effects or both. It has been said that money is a powerful aphrodisiac, as are gold, diamonds, pearls, etc. Anything exotic would also have this effect, such as chocolate, incense or silk. One ancient and still extremely popular class of aphrodisiacs is often overlooked - cosmetics. These would include pigments and such ornamental objects as jewelry; hygienic products; and actual drugs which would affect the skin such as astringents, belladonna or arsenic. Scents, in the form of perfumes or potpourris, would also be a major player in this category. How many of you have figured out that the Gifts of the Magi were all aphrodisiacs? During the Tudor period, modem science was just beginning to look at medicine and physiology, at the same time physics and engineering were emerging. The anatomic leaders of that time believed that the blood vessels actually carried air, and in combination with the new theories of hydraulics a rather amusing but logical concept was developed: penile tumescence is caused by air flow, which is defined as wind. And wind comes from ...BEANS! In short, the scientific minds of Henry's time theorized that flatulence = potency. Suggested aphrodisiacs included all members of the bean family, oats, cabbage, sauerkraut, etc. No wonder he couldn't keep a wife! This may also explain the sudden switch to Queens on the English and Scottish thrones. The last category of aphrodisiacs I find the most interesting: DRUGS. [Note to our exchange newsletters: the author of this article is mundanely a pathologist.] These can be grouped into five general categories: Nutrients; Local Stimulants; Antiasthmatics; Psychoactives; and actual Pharmaceutical Aphrodisiacs. The first group has already been discussed somewhat, but a few more specific thoughts have popped up. Recent nutritional research has shown that such nutrients as folio acid, vitamins A and E, and minerals such as Zinc and Selenium are needed not only for good health and general stamina but spermatogenesis and maintenance of healthy libido, potency and fertility. A deficiency in any of these would cause a decrease or absence of sexual interest and performance, which would be reversed by eating a rich source of the deficient nutrient. Most aphrodisiacs are rich sources of these nutrients. The next category, local stimulants, can be easily understood. Anyone who has ever had a deep-muscle massage will tell you of its ability not only to bring complete relaxation but to focus attention to one's body in a most sensuous and pleasurable manner. Local stimulants (which can be found in such modern products as Ben-Gay) not only reduce muscular tension and discomfort but increase blood supply to the skin, making nerves more sensitive. This local stimulation of the relaxation system, the parasympathetic, causes positive feedback throughout the body and stimulates all related functions, causing an overall pleasant feeling - and increased arousability. Incidentally, this is part of the mechanism for a great many other aphrodisiac effects, such as pleasant scents, tastes and other stimuli. This increased arousability may be enough to overcome some barrier, either emotional or physical. The third group include antiasthmatics, etc., and were effective simply because respiratory problems were rampant in a society living inside rooms where all light and heat were supplied by wood fires - without chimneys. Improved breathing decreased physical discomfort and allowed more strenuous physical activity indoors. The fourth group of aphrodisiacs has received the most attention: the Psychoactives. Although most of these drugs act upon the parasympathetic nervous system, they have additional action by affecting behavior. Many act through disinhibition, overcoming minor apprehension or inhibitions, releasing social restraints, and building confidence and bravado. Anyone familiar with the antics of a fraternity party can attest to the behavior of drunken adolescents as compared to those same individuals while sober. Included in this group would be alcohol (of course) in all its forms, but also such hallucinogens as hemp, morphine, belladonna, thomapple, mushrooms, rye smut, etc. The fifth group, which, albeit the smallest, is the most interesting: the true pharmaceutical aphrodisiacs. These act by specific stimulation of neuroreceptors within the parasympathetic system which effect arousal and copulatory behavior. The following is an extremely truncated list of aphrodisiacs arranged according to action: ANTIFLATULENTS: (Let's face it, we can't all be Tudors, although many of these have both effects) angelica, basil, bay laurel, burnet, caraway, carrot, catnip, chervil, dill, dropwort, elder, fennel, hemp, juniper, lavender, lovage, marjoram, mayweed, meliot, mint, oats, pennyroyal, parsley, pepper, rosemary, saffron, sage, savory, sloeberry, tarragon, thyme, wormwood. ANTIANEMICS: (good sources of iron) chervil, nettle, spinach, strawberry, ivy. ANTIVENERIALS: (these were used to prevent or treat venereal disease) amaranthus, bistort, carduus benedictus, fir, goldenrod, hops, houndstongue, laurel, mint, sage, sarsaparilla, soapwort, spikenard, staves-acre, walnut. ANTI-IMPOTENCE & FRIGIDITY: herb true-love, hops, jasmine, lettuce, lily, orchids, rhubarb, staves-acre. TRADITIONAL APHRODISIACS: belladonna, hemp, opium poppy, saffron, sage, savory, southernwood, thornapple, toadstools, quince, wine (usually drugged). ANTIASTHMATICS: balm, coltsfoot, elecampine, flax, white horehound, knapwort, maidenhair, deadly nightshade, sheep's rampion, rocket cress, winter savory, squill, thornapple, valerian, wormseed. AROMATICS: anise, caraway, chamomile, coriander, fennel, lavender, liquorice, rose, rosemary, sage. ASTRINGENTS: (for cosmetic and local stimulant purposes) agrimony, bilberry, blackberry, burdock, burnet, comfrey, daisy, hyssop, lady's mantle, lungwort, marjoram, oak, sage, St. John's wort, silverweed, strawberry, walnut, willow. The following are excerpts from Culpeppers book concerning individual herbs. No claim is made of the effectiveness of the period uses unless specified. (WARNING! MANY OF THESE HERBS ARE TO BE CONSIDERED POISONOUS! EFFECT IS OFTEN ONLY SEEN IN THE EARLY STAGES OF TOXICITY AND COULD BE LETHAL! DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS AT HOME!) Amaranthus: Also known as Love Lies Bleeding, this herb is under the dominion of Satum, and quiets the unruly passions of Venus. Although used to inhibit promiscuity it was also used to treat venereal rashes resulting thereof. Alehoof: Also known as Ground Ivy, this herb is under the dominion of Venus, and was used to wash venereal sores. Archangel: Also known as Death Nettle, this herb is under the dominion of Venus. It was used to treat vaginal discharges, ulcers and scrofula. It "makes hearts marry, drives away melancholy, and lifts spirits. (Based on the Four Humor theory of medicine.) Arrach: Also known as mountain spinach, this herb "relaxes men and fortifies expulsive faculty" and has been used to treat both impotence and premature ejaculation, in either decoction or ointment form. (Finlay's note: This stuff is actually supposed to work.) Avens: Known as Gum Herb, it is an astringent to remove wrinkles and bring a pink glow to the skin. Balm: Loved by Avicenna, this herb "drives away sleep and troublesome cares." This plant also played a major role in Galenic medicine to overcome an imbalance of melancholy or Black Bile. French Beans: This herb was believed to "incite to venery!" and was used for everything from impotence and fertility to breast enlargement. Beets: The dried powder was used as a snuff to treat bad breath. Birch: Oil from the buds or sap was used to treat cold sores. It works. Bistort: Also known as Snakeweed, this herb helpeth gonorrhea" and was also used to prevent miscarriage. Also used as an astringent. Brown Bugle: Also known as Middle Comfrey, it was widely used in love potions, as an ointment to treat herpes, and to comfort hangovers. It is a mild narcotic. Burdoch: Interestingly, this plant was believed to "draw the fetus" as a magnet draws iron. It was placed at the mother-to be's head to stop labor, or at her feet to bring it on. Calamint: This was used as an anti-aphrodisiac for women, as it brought painful bloody urination. Spanish Fly works the same way; when given to a reluctant bull, he tries the only thing he knows which has a chance to "make it all better." Carduus Benedictus: Known as Holy Thistle, this was used to treat the French Pox (syphilis). Carrot: This nutrient-rich vegetable was used as a carminative (stops flatulence by bringing it all out at once). Its seeds were boiled in wine to help conception. Catnip: "Takes away barrenness." Used as a calming tea and makes the breath sweet. Anyone who has seen its effects on cats cannot doubt the effectiveness of some vegetable drugs. Cowslip: Used in making wrinkle-creams. Crowfoot: Known in America as the Buttercup, the petals were strewn over a bride's mattress to ease the pain of defloration. Believed to be a powerful drug in the treatment of impotence, it had a reputation of being able to "raise the dead." It's poisonous, too. Herb True-Love: A mild narcotic similar to opium, this drug was very popular in making love-potions. It is still used today. Yah, hey! Hops: This herb was used to induce sleep when imbibed and to soothe VD in ointment form. Has been shown to stimulate estrogen levels in clinical research. So drink your beer! Jasmine: The flowers of this plant are fragrant, and are used in potpourri, tea and in relaxing massage oils. Juniper: The berries of this evergreen are rich in vitamin C, and were also used as breath freshener, aromatic, and antiflatulent. Lady's Mantle: This was used to tighten and firm up sagging breasts and to help conception. Lettuce: This was used to "abate bodily lust," and to suppress venereal dreams when applied to the testicles." Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy! Onion: Was used to "increase the male seed." Orchids: These very phallic flowers "provoke venury, strengthen the genital parts, and help conception." Poppy: The opium poppy, from which we get morphine and heroine, is powerfully narcotic. It was known to "induce immoderate mirth, stupidity, and sleep." Sage: There are many varieties of this plant. Blue sage was used to treat VD, and is currently used as a main ingredient in turkey stuffing and pork sausage. Red sage has been shown to "produce a significant increase in episodes of penile erection and to enhance the orientation of male rats towards the female by increased anogenital investigatory behavior, enhanced licking and grooming of the genitals, and increased mounting frequency. Ejaculation latency was also increased. The aphrodisiac and anxiolytic properties of this and various other compounds has been attributed to decreased brain serotonin synthesis and reduced turnover." Avicenna used to drink red sage tea every night as a "nerve tonic." Yeah, right! Saffron: Ditto. Spikenard: "Helps passions of the heart and swooning." Huh?